The Mighty Gargoyle

Excerpt from the screenplay

HELLIONZ

By Matt (Armstrong) Gallagher
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Fade in:

PROLOGUE - RAVER ROADKILL

1        EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NIGHT

Speeding through the rolling hills in Northern California.

Very low light, just a SLIVER OF A MOON.  Very few STREET LIGHTS.  The background speckled with LIGHTS here and there from FARMHOUSES and DAIRIES.

2        CLOSER TO THE ROAD

A white hatchback whizzes by us at breakneck speed, right in front of our eyes.  A chongoed-out rice rocket like a Honda Civic.  High Revs.

3        INT. A HATCHBACK

Three RAVER KIDS in the cab of the vehicle.  The speakers blast the hottest latest dance mix.  Very fast, very loud.  At least 300 beats-per-minute.
Two ravers sit in the front seat, while the third hangs in the back.
CANDYKITTY, lounging in the back seat, snaps fingers and bounces feet at 300 BPM.
SUGAR-PIE, the driver, sucks on a lollipop while speeding through the dark countryside.
In the front seat, BUTTERFLY, the passenger, checks the web browser on a cell phone.  On the backside of the cell phone is a sticker of a BUTTERFLY.

BUTTERFLY

Okee, okee, I got it.  What’s the didge?

CANDYKITTY pulls a Chicken Dance flyer from under his butt.  He turns it over to the blank side, where “N O L I P S” is written in gel-ink.  Underneath the letters are numbers and decimals: “14.151.291.619”

CANDYKITTY

Okee, it’s fourteen... one fifty one...

BUTTERFLY

What??

CANDYKITTY

One fifty one.

SUGAR-PIE

Like Bacardi.

BUTTERFLY

Okee.

SUGAR-PIE

I love the Bacardi Bat.

BUTTERFLY

What next?

CANDYKITTY

Two nine one.

BUTTERFLY

Yeah.

CANDYKITTY

Six nineteen.  Got it?

BUTTERFLY

Hold.  Got it.  Hey, it’s comin’ up.

CANDYKITTY

Cool whatcha got?

BUTTERFLY

There it is!  Orsini’s Barn!  There’s a picture an’ everthang.

SUGAR-PIE

Trippin’.  Wherezit at?

BUTTERFLY

Gettin’ mobile directions.

SUGAR-PIE

SHIT!!!

4        EXT. ROAD – same

A JACK RABBIT flashes across the road, emblazoned by the headlights of the car.

The car swerves out of the way.

EDEN APPEARS

showing lots of leg, suddenly flashed by the headlights of the car.

She’s hot.  Sixteen.  Her hair blond and full, catching any breeze out there in the country.  Her SHIRT ripped and the tails are tied together over her belly button.  Big breasts.  Very short skirt.

THE HATCHBACK screeches to a stop just before her.

5        INT. CABIN OF THE VEHICLE

SUGAR-PIE chokes on the lollipop.

BUTTERFLY

Sugar’s chokin’!

Eden RIPS OPEN the car door.  Metal and plastic CRACK and TWIST NOISILY.

EDEN

Not for long.

Adam sticks his head in the passenger-side window.
He’s got short dark hair, slicked down to make it even blacker than natural.  At seventeen, his face is fresh, olive skin, high cheek bones.  His eyes cold, steel-grey, unfeeling.  No smile on his lips.  He gaze is very intense, as if he’s trying to focus on what he’s looking at.
BUTTERFLY SCREAMS and thrusts her hands up to protect herself.

ADAM

Hi, yourself.

BUTTERFLY

Where did you come from?

Eden pulls SUGAR-PIE from the car.  From outside, the sound of FLESH RIPPING AND CERVICAL BONES SNAPPING make the other two ravers cringe.
Adam pulls BUTTERFLY half way through the window and lunges at her neck.
The CELL PHONE flies from her hand, landing on the dark pavement of the road, spinning. 
CANDYKITTY pushes open the hatchback of the civic and crawls out, trying to scramble away.
He bumps into a pair of jean-clad legs.

CANDYKITTY looks up to see a tall boy with a big nose and a maniacal grin on his face looking down at him.  LIZARD smiles even wider as he looks into CANDYKITTY’s eyes.

LIZARD

BANG!

CANDYKITTY nearly jumps out of his skin and tries to scramble backward, crab-like.

LIZARD reaches down and grabs his shoulder, holding him steady.

LIZARD

What’s your name?

CANDYKITTY

CandyKitty.

LIZARD

Yum.  Like candy.

LIZARD bends down to take CANDYKITTY’s face in both hands and pulls him up, face-to-face.  With his preternaturally long tongue, he licks CANDYKITTY’s face up and down.

CANDYKITTY

Please...?

LIZARD

Sweet.

6 C.U. LIZARD’S MOUTH

Two COBRA-LIKE FANGS swing from underneath the roof of
Lizard’s mouth. They drip with saliva, just before piercing
CandyKitty’s flesh.
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